Oh.
What?
Is it time for the song to begin?
Oh right.
I'm sorry.
Ugh.
I was too busy masturbating.
Yum.
Gotta call my mom
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
Gotta mow the lawn
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
Gotta go to work
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
Listen to Bjork
SHE MAKES ME MASTURBATE
Gotta shave my legs
WHILE I MASTURBATE
Gotta fry some eggs
MAKES ME MASTURBATE
Gotta drive my car
THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
I just wrecked my car
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
So many things to do
Eh, I’ll do them later
Cumming comes first
I’m a Procrastibator
Procrastibate / Procrastibate / Procrastibator
It’s masturbate n procrastinate / procrastibator
Procrastibate / Procrastibate / Don’t be a hater
It’s masturbate n procrastinate / procrastibator
Gotta wash my dog
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
Gotta catch a hog
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
Gotta jazzercize
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
Lotion up my thighs
NOW I'LL MASTURBATE
Gotta feed my kids
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
I don’t have no kids
THANK GOD I'LL MASTURBATE
Gotta pay my bills
THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
buy my grandma pills
THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
My favorite activity
Decreases productivity
Laziness proclivity
Oops, I just came on me
Procrastibate / Procrastibate / Procrastibator
It’s masturbate n procrastinate / procrastibator
Procrastibate / Procrastibate / Don’t be a hater
It’s masturbate n procrastinate / procrastibator
Gotta write this song
I THINK I'LL MASTURBATE
You should sing along
While you masturbate
P-R-O-C-R-AAAAA…..
Let's Masturbate / let's masturbate Procrastibator
It’s masturbate n procrastinate / oh hi James Spader
Procrastibate / Procrastibate / Don’t be a hater
It’s masturbate n procrastinate / eh, i'll do this later
credits
from The Naughty Contest,
released March 19, 2013
Produced by The Baron and Le Sexoflex
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