Don't think you'll shut me down
I'm here to start you up
You must be new around
So I'm here to get you up
Mind if I sleep with your boyfriend
Mind if I sleep with your girlfriend
Mind if I hang glide your boyfriend
Mind if I rock climb your girlfriend
Three is company
Three is company
Three is company
You and me and me
Mind if I jack him off in the Denny's parking lot
Mind if I cook her meat til her bacon's nice and hot now
Hit a grand slam with your pants ham gonna take a ride on your girl's tuna tram
Mind if I sleep with your boyfriend
Mind if I sleep with your girlfriend
We are consenting adults
Mind if I joystick your boyfriend
Share the blame place no fault
Mind if I tripod your girlfriend
Hold my hand in the hot tub
Mind if doorknock your boyfriend
I'll turn it into a butt rub
Mind if I shoestring your girlfriend
Three is company
Three is company
Three is company
You and me and me
Well at first she gave me step and she was extra flirty
Titties in her blouse yo they lookin perky
Balls be turnin blue you can say they smurfy
Hot tamale train like Mary Murphy
I thought she was playin when she said she had a man
Then I met the sexy fucker and I thought hot damn
Put my hand onto her thigh
Looked him dead in the eye and I said
Do you mind if I fondle your penis?
How bout we shorten the space in between us
You seem like the kinda folks that I like to meet
A couple freaks who wanna leak in between my sheets
We can rotate in the middle
Play me like a fiddle
Finger cuff humps while we give each other fist bumps
Guess you could say they was monogamous
Then we fit our bits together like a game of Tetris
Mind if I sleep with your boyfriend
Mind if I sleep with your girlfriend
Mind if I hang glide your boyfriend
Mind if I rock climb your girlfriend
Three is company
Three is company
Three is company
You and me and me
Hey girl hey boy wanna be my toy?
credits
from The Naughty Contest,
released March 19, 2013
Produced by The Baron and Le Sexoflex
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