The sidewalk is my runway
The treadmill is my runway
The hallway is my runway
But it is also a hallway
F-U-C-K your fashion
F-U-C-K you
When I was walking down the street
I never thought I’d meet
A girl as hot as me, well, not as hot as me
But as close as you can be
She was wearing silky stockings
With yellow feathers in her hair
The crowd all turned to stare
Skin tight micro mini
Big fat ass and a waist so skinny
Sequin sparks and rhinestone flashes
Fashion rope on designer glasses
if she binge on fringe let me up inside that minge
Leavin’ stains with lipstick
you know I love those pump clicks
click click click click
get ready for that nip slip
Fishnets leave them on
Ruffles take them off
Bangles leave them on
Shoulder pads take those off
Pigtails leave those on
FUPA take that off
Corset leave that on
Meat dress take that off
The Marriott is my runway
The boardroom is my runway
I'm driving on the freeway
but pretending it's a runway
Only boy in the spot in leather and lace
Glitter on your face
Ya got them straps on your chaps
Gravitated to ya cause I like the way your polish pop
Mohawk on the top
Wanna hit it from the back like that
Now come on come on come on boyeee
Let’s drink some booze
Survey your tattoos
Intoxicated by your ink sleave
Can I lick your dirty boots?
at your feet with you on top
Showin’ off your jock
Man, I love the way your junk plop
Plop plop plop plop
Wanna lick you like a lollipop
Tube socks leave them on
Birkenstocks take those off
Singlet leave it on
Hammerpants take those off
Beard, leave it on
Dickie, take that off
Foreskin, leave it on
Merkin, take that off
Aisle Seven is my runway
Taco heaven is my runway
Now the subway is my runway
La Puerta esta abierto
F-U-C-K YOUR FASHION
F-U-C-K YOU
F-U-C-K YOUR FASHION
F-U-C-K YOU
Hey pretty lady looking good
Standing strutting in the nude
Put on this dress. Don't mean to be rude
But it's gonna get me in the mood
if ya wear the smoothest vinyl
I want to get vaginal
I'm going to make you mine
(or else) consider this sale final
Slap bracelet, slap it on
On second thought, take it off
Wait, no slap it back on.
Just kidding. Take it off.
Garters, leave those on
Hair net, take that off
Strap on, leave that on
I need you to get me off
F-U-C-K YOUR FASHION
F-U-C-K YOU
F-U-C-K YOUR FASHION
F-U-C-K YOU
F-U-C-K YOUR FASHION
F-U-C-K YOU
F-U-C-K YOUR FASHION
F-U-C-K YOU
credits
from The Naughty Contest,
released March 19, 2013
Produced by The Baron and Le Sexoflex
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